![]() “Thank you for taking me here.” She said politely, flipping Gigi off because at the end of the day her friend was a bit of a cunt. “Here, she’s in that alley selling meth to a four year old.” Gigi pointed a long finger towards a shady alleyway. They were headed towards the shady part of town where all the secondary school kids hung out and smoked crack. The pair hopped on their bicycles that were far too small for them. She was always asking to make out, it was one of her character quirks. My mum is dying.” Nicky laughed shaking her head. “Want to make out first?” Gigi asked, doing a sick backflip out of nowhere. Truly the only person she could rely on was herself and maybe Barry from down the road who washed her car sometimes. “My mum has corona, it is very how you say important we get the cure. “Let’s go see hêr then.” The french Scottish English girl said standing up. Could it be? A cure for one of the nations most horrible diseases? At this point it had wiped out almost 70% of Britain so this was a pretty big deal. ![]() “You know, my drug dealer mate crystal meth came up with a cure for corona 19.” She got out a pack of ciggies and lit one the wrong way round. This was no easy feat because of her giraffe legs. “Did I fucking ask.” Gigi nodded, taking a seat next to her best mate. “And I needed a pastry so my blood sugar levels wouldn’t drop.” “My mum made me jmapelle cóme home because of coronavirus 19.” Nicky said sadly, taking a puff of her inhaler because of all the fumes in the air. She was tall, like a giraffe, and had brown eyes, like a giraffe. “Haha serves you right shit cunt.” She said in rapturous glee before spraying an entire bottle of perfume on herself. Whilst Nicky was straight up chilling, her best mate in the world Gigi Goode walked up to her and slapped the Cornish pastie right out of her hand as a laugh. Her mum insisted she came home whilst coronavirus was fucking shit up and Nicky had agreed, on the condition she could mispronounce words and laugh at Boris Johnson (sorry this joke was written before he got sick sorry.) She was in the country visiting her mum who was half French half Scottish and half English. It wasn’t a croissant, but it was close enough. It was a bitchin summers morning in England, and Nicky doll was sat on a curb as she munched into her Cornish pastie. Hey hey hey HEYYYY□□□ Put cha lighter’s up□□□! Ganja’s in the house □ owwwwww□! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass□! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this□! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes□ or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies □□□□ I was guh guh guh GAY□□! OKKKK□! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️□ that I discovered □Marijuana□, I mean I like to smoke□□□, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high□ as your receding hairline□! OK! □ Marijuana□ really does help me calm down□, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show □Weeds□! Now, y’all, it’s very dry□☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vagina✌️□! Can I get an amen□□?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger□□ because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH□ I’m not interested□! OKCURRRRRRRR□□! □Willam Exchanging Plesantries with Local Legend /u/B1oqueen □Venus D'Lite Reacts to Bianca's Really Queen □Venus D'Lite Loves $3 Stew (fanfiction based on a true story authored by /u/anusthing) □Venus D'Lite Exploits a Suicidal Fan I cannot Ripley's Believe It or Not □Venus D'Lite : Justify My Love (A Tyra007 Production) ![]() □Robbie Turner : The Man The Myth The Compulsive Liar □ Miss Pandy in a Jam Handy : Is There Hope Left in the Boxx? -7/10/18 □Kelly Mantle Presents : Keyboard Courage (Thee Official /r/rpdrcringe Theme) □Jakeyoncé Impersonator Lee Dawson Unrecognizable to Stacy & Jasmine le gasp Please consider your fellow accounts of consequence when reposting cast or elimination spoilers in casual conversation.įormat your spoilers using >!your spoiler text!< to make them appear as your spoiler text. Keep your "where is the cringe" comments to yourself. The mods determine what is valid cringe and what is not. No we do not care if a fan or someone on another sub made a cringey comment, this sub is not about them. Keep all content posted here related to the queens or people ON the show. Additionally, while the main thrust of the sub is for cringe we also allow for camp, drama and moderator created discussion posts, so do be prepared for that when you think of posting "where is the cringe" on any requisite post. Post whatever you want as long as it’s cringe- and RPDR related. ![]() This sub is for cringe inducing content related to Rupaul's Drag Race and its many iterations. ![]()
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